★ Glendora's Most Eligible ★

The guy your
mom already
approves of.

Thirty. Engineer. Six feet of "I'll fix that for you." Lives in Glendora, spends summers on the Colorado River, and yes — he's as good with a baby as he is with a jet ski throttle. Friends call him Scotto.

Scott (ScottyBay) holding a sleeping newborn — gentle, bearded, six-foot engineer from Glendora
Certified softie. Don't tell anyone.

The real Scotto

No filters, no buzzwords. Just the guy.

Here's the deal. Scotto is an engineer, which means two things: he can fix basically anything in your house, and he will tell you exactly why it broke whether or not you asked. It's a package deal. You'll learn to love it.

He's a Glendora guy through and through — close enough to the mountains for a morning hike, close enough to the coast for a spontaneous beach run, and a straight shot to the Colorado River, which is where he's truly happiest. Give the man a boat, a cooler, and good company and he's set for life.

The "good with money" thing is real, too. He's the rare 30-year-old who knows what a Roth IRA is and still says yes to the spontaneous weekend trip. Responsible, not boring. There's a difference, and he found it.

"Big enough to open any jar. Gentle enough to rock a baby to sleep. Smart enough to know which one impresses you more."
6'0"
Reaches the top shelf, every time
B.S.
Engineering. The smart kind of letters.
401(k)
Knows what it is. Actually has one.
100%
Will help you move. No complaints.

Life on the water

The Colorado River isn't a hobby for Scotto — it's a personality trait. Here's your summer if you stick around.

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Boat Days

He's got the boat, the cooler logistics, and an alarming amount of enthusiasm for "getting an early start." Sunscreen is non-negotiable.

🌊

Jet Skiing

Will absolutely show off a little. Will also slow down the second you ask. Floating in the middle of the river with a drink? Peak Scotto.

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River Weekends

Knows all the good spots. Packs like an engineer (read: a checklist exists). You just bring yourself and a good attitude.

What he does for fun

Translation: things you'll get happily dragged into.

Golf

Will explain his handicap unprompted. Swears the cart rides are the real fun. He's not entirely wrong.

🎳

Bowling

Deceptively competitive. Has a "lucky" technique. Might let you win once — strictly for romance.

🌊

Jet Skiing

The jet ski is real, the river is calling, and the answer is always "yes, let's go."

🛠️

Fixing Stuff

Engineer brain never clocks out. Squeaky door? Wobbly chair? Consider it gone by morning.

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Boating

Captain energy without the ego. The cooler is always stocked. The vibes are always immaculate.

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Taco Runs

Has strong, well-researched opinions on the best spots in the San Gabriel Valley. Bring an appetite.

A few moments

Real photos, real adventures, real friends. (Translation: this guy has a life and people who like him.)

Scotto with friends on a tropical hike, everyone throwing shakas
island adventures 🌴
Scotto with a big group of friends and family at the bowling alley
bowling night 🎳
Scotto with the crew out in the desert
desert crew 🏜️
Scotto throwing a shaka on a boat
river days 🤙

The honest section

Green flags everywhere. And in the interest of full disclosure, a couple of "flags" you should know about.

Green Flags 💚

  • Holds babies like a natural and isn't weird about it
  • Has a real job, a real plan, and a real savings account
  • Fixes things instead of complaining about them
  • Will drive to the river at 6am without grumbling
  • Friends and family clearly adore him (see: every photo)
  • Tall enough to be useful, kind enough to matter

"Flags" 🚩

  • Will explain how your appliances work, in detail
  • Genuinely believes 6am is "a reasonable time to leave"
  • Competitive at bowling beyond what is socially normal
  • Owns more sunscreen than any single human needs
  • Might love the Colorado River slightly more than you. Slightly.

Perfect first dates

No dinner-and-a-movie autopilot here. Pick your adventure:

01

River Day

Boat out, music on, float in the middle of nowhere. High reward, requires sunscreen and a sense of fun.

02

Bowling + Tacos

Low stakes, high laughs. Warning: he keeps score and he means it. Loser buys the tacos.

03

Sunset Golf

Nine holes, mostly an excuse for the cart and the conversation. Beginners welcome and gently coached.

His bio, basically

The headline version, plus three ready-to-paste one-liners for the apps. Tap any card to copy it.

Glendora-based engineer who'll fix the wobbly table and over-explain why it was wobbling. Weekends are the Colorado River, the boat, the jet ski, or the bowling alley — loser buys tacos. I plan the trips, remember your coffee order, and have a retirement account I'm weirdly proud of. Great with babies, better with a throttle. Looking for someone to be ridiculous with. Bonus points if you trash-talk during board games.

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Or keep it short:

"6'0", engineer, owns a jet ski and a 401(k). One of those is more fun than it sounds — your guess."

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"Glendora guy who's happiest on the Colorado River. I'll teach you to jet ski; you teach me to relax before 6am. Deal?"

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"Friends call me Scotto. I plan the trips, fix the stuff, and yes — the jet ski is real. What's your ideal Sunday?"

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Think you're a match?

No awkward algorithm required — just reach out and say hi.